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Jun
20

Top Ten Signs The US Economy Is In A Recession

Here is my list of the top 10 signs the US economy is in a recession and suffering from inflation.

#10.) Only bikers are buying Harleys.

#09.) People are drinking Budweiser.

#08.) There was a Lamborghini in the parking lot of WalMart.

#07.) No one is making sense, and no one can afford to pay attention.

#06.) Brad and Angelina decided not to buy an island in the Bahamas for $83 million dollars; and instead bought a house in France for only $70 million dollars.

#05.) Apple decided to debut the new iPhone for only $199.00.

#04.) President Bush denied the U.S. is in a recession.

#03.) A gallon of gas is now more expensive than a gallon of milk .

#02.) The levees in Iowa and Illinois are broke.

#01.) If you drop a dollar you will get a ticket for littering.

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  1. Nash79 says:

    point 8 and 4 are really funny. Now point 4 is more scarier than funny:)

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